Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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