David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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