please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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