Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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