Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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