Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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