He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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