Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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