i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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