i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Randomize
