i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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