She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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