Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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