loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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