her vagine was all disorganized.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I still have a little drunk in my system
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