I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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