FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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