Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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