so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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