Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?

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(703): View more from Virginia

BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.

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(440): View more from Ohio

he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously

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(917): View more from New York City

its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.

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(425): View more from Washington

It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."

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(845): View more from New York

alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.

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(216): View more from Ohio

We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.

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