so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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