oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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