Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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