I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I want to fling myself into the sun
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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