I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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