Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
