if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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