just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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