she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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