I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
