I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
4 words: hood of his car
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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