none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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