Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Text me some of your sweat
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