I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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