I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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