You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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