I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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