As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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