so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Randomize
