I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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