You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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