I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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