i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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