I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i want to swaddle you in tequila
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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