This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You are the jesus of drinking
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
