Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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