I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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