It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Girls should come with a carfax report
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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