I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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