What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
its not stalking. its research.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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