Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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