what if I'm pregnant?
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Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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