Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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