I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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