i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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