So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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